A License to Jizz by Thor Cox
My rating: 5 of 5 stars
***** 5 Cranky Stars *****
I'm giving this book 5 stars for creativity alone and the simple fact that I now know several different phrases and slang for genitals. I can say genitals right? I don't even think that was used in this book.
Suzy Suxx AKA Starfish is a superhero with the S.L.U.T. league she is also a porn star. Which comes in handy (hahaha that happened) when she needs to fight crime. You see Suzys superpower is powered by sperm. Yeah yeah I know oh that's nasty and trust me this book is NASTY. In this tale she's out to fight against the villain The Jacker who is part of the L.O.A.D. league.
Peter aka The Celibator has been after a different kind of evil since his mothers untimely death. He learns that his superpower is from his super sperm. After a lot of time shaking the one eyed snake he learns that if he holds out his powers grow hence the name. He is recruited by The Jacker but quickly learns that he'd rather fight on the side of good. He meets Suzy and they team up.
I don't know what to honestly say about this book other than i'm dying laughing. The superhero names were hilarious and genius. The imagery will be stuck in my head for ages.
You need to go into this book with an open mind please no prudes allowed. It has something to offend everyone and luckily i'm not so congratulations. I took a big chance on this and I was like let's do this!! Bravo to Thor Cox and he/she's nasty, crude, maybe crazy brain.
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